I actually ate Subway for all three meals today. It was pretty awesome until I went to Subway's website and saw how many calories are in those subs they don't advertise on the napkins. I really shouldn't have been surprised at how many calories are in those delicious cookies. So no more meatball subs for me. Or at least not for all three meals (and no, I did not eat three foot longs. They were six inches. (that's what she said)). Yeah, I was a vegetarian once; don't judge me, I can't resist my Italian genes sometimes.

After work, I went to Walmart with Sarah. If you are not familiar with www.peopleofwalmart.com yet, you really should be. So I came up with a code, every time we see someone we think should be on the site we yell, "POW!." It makes for a more enjoyable shopping experience. Today we actually saw a guy with a blue faux-hawk wearing a cat ear headband. Yeah. And three "collar pop" guys (you know who they are) debating on which condoms to buy. I really wanted to ask them, "threesome tonight, boys?"

I bought some vitamin D gummy bears and we picked out an awesome-super-secret-last-minute-everything-thanksgiving-is-sold-out table cloth and special occasion banner set. More on that later. And I am sure there will be pictures.

It was at Walmart when I pondered my current facebook status:

"Okay so I was in walmart with Sarah (POW!) and I had this idea. I wonder if I get one of those power strips that you plug into the cig lighter (is it still called that?) and plug in a crock pot to that. Can I cook and drive?"

So far I say yes. The only problem is what to do with leftovers. I will think on this some more.